Henk and Yaa Baa

Thailand, Pattaya,
05-02-2010.

His bloody saliva is flying through the early evening air while he is screaming into my ear, trying hard to convince me he has been set up by all these d*rned good for nothing P*tazas from the PS Guest House...I am pretty sure Henk is once again under the influence of heavy Yaa Baa smoking, the very reason of his present predicament, his on-going problems with the Thai Justice Department, having been arrested in the lobby of PS Guest House several months earlier with his suitcase full with Yaa Baa pills - apperently close to 50 pills - while waiting for his minibus to the airport...

I am trying hard to evade the wed speckles of his watery speech covering my bare arms, shifting my bulk here on the boulevard, trying hard to make sence of his stories, how he used Yaa Baa in combination with Viagra and Kamarga to have an 24 hour a day er*ction so he could do that he always dreamed about, sleep with 1000s of Thai Hot Mommas, use his claustrophobic room at the PS to usher in 4/5 Ladies of the night at the same time, had them lining up outside his dingy room. Even the notorious Kathoys that rule the lobby of the PS at night were no longer safe from his s*xual Yaa Baa induced lust and desires...juicy details fly through the air combined with how he has spent all his black dough on these bitches that have ratted on him to the police...

I have actually already heard the story by all the old hands to Pattaya, how he badmouthed the police after his arrest refusing to pay the 200.000 baht bribe, telling the Thai men in brown how they could all go to Buddhist hell and beyond, rediculing them, ending up in a police holding cell full with Kathoys who broke his nose and seriously beat the living daylights out of him, how in the end he paid 400.000 baht to await his trail in freedom but with his passport down at Soi Police Station - no way to leave the country - his litte useless visit to the Dutch embassy in Bangkok to ask for a political asylum status to he could sneak out of the Thai Kingdom, his crazy stunt on Pattaya People TV accusing the local police of setting him up and the beating in jail he got...

I seriously consider leaving this frustrated *sshole whose spittle is still flying all over me, still raving about the Thai corrupt police mixed with complaints about Jan-Peter Balkenende's cabinet's agreement with Thailand to declare all the black money stalled in this Asian Kingdom by Pattaya Dutch old hands to the Dutch VAT department, how he really HAD to f**k away all his dough because of this crazy immitation of that stupid Potter caracter over there in no-good Holland...

I have no doubt that Crazy Henk who is very obviously under the influence even as we speak, totally addicted as a matter of fact, is in deep sh*t, having paid yet another 500'000 to his lawyer to grease the judge for his trail probably next year april...yeah what about greasing the public prosecutor, Henk? What about some more black money to grease the guards that will quite happily make your time awkward once you will have to do eight years or more, money for food and a matress up there in Bangkok Hilton...

Good luck to you, Henk but I hate to break the bad news...maybe you will figure that out yourself once you break the habit of these little red pills mate...