Thursday, July 31, 2014

Free Vodafone sim card

Amsterdam 31 July 2014
One of the ladies from the Free Vodafone Sim Card team coming by the Anne Frank House regularly to hand out free Vodafone sim cards to the people waiting in line to see that world famous Achterhuis...

Needless to say my mind went helter-skelter again when I did this sketch, undressing her mentally while doing this drawing...

I guess if they really handed out these worthless Vodafone sim cards dressed in lingerie and naked boobs they would be out of them in a jiffy and all the wives rid of their equally worthless husbands, faithfull hubbies all of a sudden lost in sin city Amsterdam....

Somehow reminding me of the sight of equally faithfull Farang husbands in fabled Pattaya doggedly following their overweight Farang wives whose sagging old and wrinkled tits bobbing up and down in the oversized bikinis, discussing the horrors these poor female sods of the Thai nightlife had to go through sitting on these stone benches and waiting for oversexed pot bellied and half drunk Farang customers...

"Don't worry Hans", these so called poor female sods of the notorious Thai nightlife would tell me while sipping Leo cans of beer supplied by yours truely, "when lady sleep husband come to me"...

Hehehe, the same sort of hehehe the Vodafone ladies uttered today when I showed them this sketch...



Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Nude Female Drawings


Je suis chinoise, Hans

I can't really affort to linger, have to move with haste, day after day cycling from my old crappy house in Mokum West to Westerkerk, its tower looming over me while I produce my Mandalas by the sackfull, no time to waste on my daily blogging or drawing, sketching or painting En Mi Casa Vieja...no time to waste, I have to move with haste...

Old American man coming over from the Anne Frank queue, suspiciously looking around before wispering to me "I get it, you are an undercover cop", no time to waste, buy my games and get back into that darned queue...

Old Japanese lady wanting to sit on my little camping chair for a much needed photo for her Saigun country fella back home, the other side of the globe, fair enough lady, after all you bought some games but now that the photo is done and over with GET BACK IN THAT DARNED QUEUE!!! No time to waste, I have to move with haste, more and more games I have to produce and sell, no time to waste at all...

But NO maybe it is time to relax, take this cougar chinese lady up on her offer for a drink at Cafe De Twee Prinsen for a much needed pint of beer, maybe a quick sketch the way I picture her in my mind while listening to her pidgin frog quack quack quack, draw her the way I like most, in the nude...  

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Old Japanese customer

Old Japanese lady wantin g to pose in my mobile shop today at the Anne Frank House today...I guess she felt like a carreer move.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Nude Female Drawings


Mandala "bracelets"

 Young Danish girl with three of my Mandala "bracelets", waiting for her parents and showing off her new prize to ther customers...