Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Soi Cowboy in Bankok

Thailand, Bangkok,
05 April 2011.

Nana Plaza looks a bit run-down these days with the third floor's collection of girlie bars mostly under reconstruction, the escalator out of service and garbage everywhere, Soi Cowboy on the other hand, is pleasant with the Isan sisterhood's giggles and screams ringing through the early night...

" Me want take care you good," , " oh, sexy man, come inside please", " me love you big time", Kamagra and Viagra, Ciallis for those who get too nervous or maybe with too much booze down their Farang throats, for sale from countless street vendors, tables full with pirated porn videos though officially forbidden in the Thai kingdom but a nice little tip to the local constabulary with result in blind Thai Thamruat eyes though I have no doubt those same eyes will be wide open when watching these sex tapes back home in the company of their Mia Nois...

The Suzie Wong Beer Bar is half way up Soi Cowboy and our long time favorite, beer at 55 Baht and salted peanuts for free, young bar ladies sitting on your lap, giggling at whatever goes on down yonder in the Farang male crotch while whispering words of lust and love in hairy white ears - the first English words they learn when getting off that bus that very first time arriving from the arid plains up north, wondering at the enormous heights of concrete buildings rising into the hot and humid air - the only concrete building back in that little dusty Isan village they spent their young lives in was the governement school - the English/Thai phrase book a serious investment at a hefty 110 baht but will come in handy for that bar job that they hope will improve their wretched lives and pay for daddy's  philandering back home in the village poolhall < read local wh*rehouse>...

Not that I am a serious option for their opinionated views on Farang men..no way with Nong's possesive arm on mine directing me with serious intentions toward the Suzie Wong Bar, Ready for some serious "indrinking" before heading back to her sexercise dumphouse hotel room back in Soi 22     

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