Monday, October 3, 2011

Another s*cker from the Lonely Hearts Brigade

Amsterdam,

nearly two weeks now since Andere Hans, my neighbor at The Anne Frank House, has left for Thailand, probably hoping for juicy sex and good tasty food, all at bargain prices of course...

Mister Fat Slob has hassled me for years for thailand related info before finally making his big break, buying that KLM ticket and sky diving for Bangkok, onward to Kho Samui, one month of perfect clarity, discovering King Bhumipol's Asian realm from the eyes of a first timer, an easy victim for the members of the Isan womanhood, another sex starved European male with too much dough in his pockets, his need for female company obscuring his normal common sence...if he ever had that at all?

Not realising someone is playing with his d*ck but it ain't he himself, laboriously trying to give him a h*rd-on and stealing his fat wallet at the same time...words of lust and love mixing with soft groaning while he doing his male thing on her, all of it directed at making him part with his hard earned Euros...

Selling his Amsterdam prints in front of that notoriously long queue of foreign Anne Frank House visitors, waiting to get in and being hassled by the expert on Amsterdam humor while feeling bored in the line...

Money to pay for the daughter who doesn't wanna see him no more...

Like I said, another s*cker from the Lonely Hearts Brigate!!!

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