Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Young José, the Peeping Tom From Barcelona

Young José from Barcelona was quite proud today at the Anne Frank House, to show of his English as well as his Peeping Tom adventures while posing for me, telling me Con Orgullo how he watched a Chinese lady taking a shower through a crack in the lady's shower room this very morning back at his cheap dormitory style Bob's Youth Hostel on the Nieuwezijds Voorburgwal 92, buying one game for five Euro...

I made sure he got the worse game in my case, the one he choose sercretly switched with a game that had just been molested by a group of rowdy loud mouthed Israeli Anne Frank House visitors, bored to the max and all of them at the same moment trying to bring the price down - "why not three Euro, man? Why not? Why not? - coming out of thirty bad mannered Israeli throats, all of them reaching for my games - "just looking man, yeah, well, you look with your eyes and pay five Euro a game with your hands or else return to your place in the queue...

Well, by now you probably found out that my hands are quicker then Barcelona peeping tom hands, José...and what I think about your "crack in the lady's room door" adventures back at your cheap Bob's Hostel downtown is mostly likey cristal clear to you after fisihing reading this blog story...

As for Bob's Youth Hostel on the Nieuwezijds Voorburgwal 92, dear readers of this blog...unless you fancy cockroaches running around and bed lice...stay away from the place, it is cheap for good reasons...

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