Daughter Number One In Pattaya.

Pattaya, 26 Jan. 2013,

Though greed and corruption, sex starved, big bellied Farangs of dubious characters with various nationality backgrounds but lust their main motive for making sin city Pattaya their yearly favorite hang-out place and always carrying big brown bottlesof cold Chang, Hot Mommas aplenty plying their trade with determination, are the norm in this Sodom and Gomorra version of Thai shame...

Surely not the sort of place to invite Daughter Number One to come to for a short social visit, have a meal with her number two cultural parental background, take the risk of indigestion by eating Naem Sod - uncooked sausage - served with peppers and soft peanuts, onions and shredded green mango, take a beer with to wash it all down and the taste will multiply on your tongue...

Rumour has it that Naem Sod is a major cause for intestinal parasites in the Thai kingdom but taste and Sanuk rule the mental processes of most Thai so one can be sure this particular little nasty risk will be overlooked...Yam Woon Sen, the Isan salad Som Tam which is hot and spicy and probably will kill off allthese aforementioned parasites anyway, Yam Pla Duk Foo will most likely be included on the dinner table with Joy, Daughter number one as well...

By the time this overindulgence of food intake will be over and with it Woon Sen, we will  probably have a walk down the boulevard though Daughter number One is not all that overjoyed by the sight of countless Hot Mommas plying their infamous trade though fully aware that we all have to go our deperate destinies...

Still, first of all she has to get her feet back on Terra Firma after her two hour bus trip from Krung Thep, I have to ban Nong from my room who has made herself at home and comfortable, send her packing her countless belongings she brough back to my Soi Sip-Ett place of residence in just a few short days of staying together- no way I want a little catfight between Daughter Number One and the new Madam of my room, just in case things turn late and I will have to let Joy stay the night...lets not forget the set of photos of Charlotte, Daughter Number Two and her half sister, maybe buy some Khao Lam - sticky rice mixed with cocunut milk and grilled in a bamboo trunk - to wet her apetite for the dinner to come...

Yaeh, lets hurry over to Ekkamai Pattaya bus station to be in time!!!