Tuesday, March 27, 2012

A horny Mhe Baan lady and a jealous husband.

Pattaya, 28 March 2012.

I am busy conducting my personal type of Cunnilingal Opus, orally performing on her libidous clitorus, preparing this semi drunk on Lao Khao Mhe Baan lady for entry in her moist and most intimate bodily part, making sure she will clean the New Star rooms happily and with my whittish seminal fluids dripping into her panties....

Thrusting my Penis Erectus inside her adolescent proportioned private female part while matrubating her anal passage with love juice covered strong male fingers...

Eventually cumming with the firepower of that ballistic rocket North Corea is about the send into the upper layers of the admosphere and has the good old US of A all so hyped up about. Not that my early morning visitor is thinking about North Corean rockets here or worrying about world politics for that matter, all she wanted was good sex before having to do her Mhe Baan room cleaning work, have my Farang Coy shooting her little pee pee organ full with my Farang semen, might as well she is hoping for a Leuk Krueg baby here, after all these Thai ladies all fancy a farang induced baby, whiter than white semen producing nicely whittish colored little babies...

She is hardly out of the room and preparing for her New Star cleaning duties, with me rolling over and looking forward for another couple of well deserved sleep, when another Knock, Knock, Knock is heard on my door, definitely not the knocking of female knuckles, years of experience have thaught me the difference here... this sounds like the knocking of an enflamed, and maybe estranged husband, the sort of hubby that has little horns growing out of his head...the New Star handyman telling me in a pissed off voice to keep my hands of his wife...

Shit three times in a row, nobody ever told me that this lady was married, not when she secretly handed me her cell phone number the other day down in the lobby, not when I spoiled her with cheap chocolates from the Family Mart most of weeks I have been staying here, privately hoping that my chocolate presents would eventually pay off, the way they did only mere moments ago...I keep a cool face knowing damned well how dangerous a Thai husband with cow horns on his head can be, telling him I send his wife Pa, Pa, out you go sort of thing, enough Hot Mommas on the boulevard to satisfy the even horniest of horniest Farang sex tourist with 1000 grammes of Cialis down his drunk throat...

Feel a bit like my Siam sojourn is in peril of becoming a cathartic experience though!!!

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