A new self portrait

The infamous and feared by many foreign tourists to my beloved Amsterdam long queue at the tourist hotspot Numero Uno, the Anne Frank House on the Prinsengracht, getting shorter every day, I can finally turn to other hobbies, freaking around with my jars of paint, my old and stained brushes having waited for what seems like ages but like an old mistress never complaining...

Maybe I should start with a self portrait...