The Bench Of Drunk Milfs

Pattaya, 23 March 2012.

Western thinking versus the Asian way of pondering the difficulties and little pleasures of life, Sanuk for today and to hell and beyond as far as tomorrow is concerned, discovering and understanding Asian philosophies, especially the Thai version of it, is pretty much near impossible for a humble Farang male like me...I have been coming to the Orient long enough to know that it is not possible to know the Orient well enough. the very concept of trying to comprehend the oriental thinking patterns is a cultural and professional misdemeanour!!!

Maybe better I do like all these other smelly, big nosed Farang males do, let my testosterone driven sex drive rule my day to day affairs, be glad to be away from the dreaded cold Dutch winter, instead of being locked up in my tedious, dull apartment where the phone never rings, living in a city that is taken over by drug dealing, street violence by ungrateful offspring of hard working immigrants, unemployment and general despair by the elderly on a shopping spree at the local supermarket only fifty or so meters from their front perch but blocked by pickpocketing hoodlums with the double nationality...basic thinking among our political elite is a thing of the past in my native land...

No, then living in the east where my money goes farther, where food and climate and general surroundings are better qualified to my spoiled tastes...

Back to the formerly Dutch bench that might nowadays be better nicked The Bench Of Drunk Milfs, Hot Mommas who specialize in the Khyber Pass trade, a sexual activity of a different way than the conventional - apparently it originates from the Cockney slang used in London - and might well have something to do with the enormous quantities of Siamsato these ladies consume...I try hard to turn Nelson's blind eye to it though their speciality is spreading fast among the Farang punters still in business here in sin city Pattaya....