Why does a dog lick its balls?

Pattaya, 04 Febr. 2012.

Good old Paddie is insatiable and keeps me awake for hours demanding hot and steamy sex, three years of abstinence has to be taken care of by crazy old me...I really have to flee for Bangkok soon I guess!!!

Still, here in sin city Pattaya I still find myself in the midst of mass carnal carnage where the regulars, the hardcore Farang team will often be on the Songtheam early morning to check out the new arrivals on the overnight bus from Kon Kean, keeping one's personally acquiered newbie intelligence to oneself, check the girls out, ride them in the bareback way before going public, boasting about your latest conquests at Moos, in front of the Seven/11 the way only we males from Farang Land can...

Today is sunday so the hunting for ringers, as the regular crwod uses to call these Isan Ladies, should be excellent, a bit like a soldier's mentality almost, introduce them to the genito-urinary hall of Farang fame...

New girls to the scene that are so undereducated they believe AIDS is a germ and can therefore be taken care of with half a bottle of tooth cleansing Listerine, the stuff you gargle with you know, a vaginal Douce and the germ goes the way of no return...isn't that a locical part after all...third world knowledge by the Hot momma clan of females.

No matter how many new names  you have on your personal list of Thai prostitutes, your destiny remains in Pattaya, return each and every year, work your Farang ass off back home and continue your Kharma reducing work...

We are after all more animal-like as we would prefer to admit...a bit like why does a dog lick its balls? Just because it can, plain and simple...

still, I wonder how these highly sought after new arrivals feel, coming off the bus and facing that legion of fat bellied, semi-drunk elderly Farang hardcore males, about to zoom in for the kill, the way only a shark can spotting whittish human meat studiply taking a swim in its territory...do they see a bunch of Phra Phum devils sent from Lord Buddha's hell, stumpling back into the bus, gasping for air, feeling like a life time trauma, a punishment from a bad earlier reincarnation is about to visit them in the here and now, divine punishment coming from uncivilized Farang Land...

They have years of trying to understand the minds and its mental workings of horny Farang males, ahead of them...maybe better to keep in mind the age old question...why does a dog lik its balls?