A Phillipino Hunting Girl in Pattaya.

Thailand, Pattaya,
19 Jan. 2011.

Something is definitely out of shape with this forty year old Hot momma, happily taking swigs from my big bottle of Leo, talking to me in a strange mix of non Thai accented English and...well, whatever..my question "Khun Phut Phasa Isan, dai Nee",  " do you speak the Isan dialect" only provokes bland stares and more gibberish mixed with weird Englsih that sounds familiar and at the same time like Khee Mha as the Thais would say...

Her eyes lack that sparkle that can enslave any first timers to this Numero Uno party place where every vice known to man is available at inflated prices, no way a recently divorced German males is gonna get drowned in these lack-lustre brown female shiners, occupy his every thought and will make the alimony check for next month's payment for the  white ex-misses in the Sauerkraut and Bratwurst home country swindle out of his sweat drenched  shorts reall fast, court order or no court order...

Then there is this smell of unwashed clothes and stale urine permeating out of her red colored dress, Pas De D'argent and beach sleeping aplenty notwithstanding, somehow these Pattaya boulevard ladies always manage to get themselves at least one daily shower, get their clothes hand washed if necessary, a touch of make-up,,,well, the usual female stuff to attract the male Farang counterpart you know...

Not this lady who tells me she is actually a Phillipino Hunting Girl whose Irish boyfriend took her to Thailand then left her alone, running off with a much younger Thai Hot Momma, visa overstay and hopelessly lost in the Land Of Smiles...forty years old in a strange country, holds no currency and not a single word of Thai, scared of the bloody local Thamruat and no return ticket to Cebu City...

I suppose I have always been a s*cker for a pretty woman's face, an easy victim for a poor female heart, inviting her over to my New Star guesthouse room, knowing fully well big Khee Mha is in the making here when Miss Jiff and/or Miss Ang will end up customer negative tonight, looking for a place to crash, unwilling to share with a Phillipino Hunting Girl and all that...