Friday, March 7, 2014

Seven Dwarfs on the loose

Pattaya, 07 March 2014.

Back in Pattaya, that one time fisherman village that when Snowwhite was on the run looking for something more rewarding in the male equipment department, after all these Seven Midgets were rumoured to be out of favour by Mother Nature and therefore not exactly well endowed, got turned into an R and R place for young American Marines back in the days of the crazy Vietnam war, debauchery started in earnest and the Seven Dwarfs took over looking also for something more rewarding...

Bullshit for real with the riffraff of the world hurrying over in big alu flying machines, the Isan clan of undereducated females sill clever enough to smell international dough in with what were at in these days uncilliconed Asian noses and boarding the local buses in their hunderds turning local transportation to Pattaya in harems even Roman emperors would have been jealous of, carnal extasy ensued and Caligula would have felt perfectly at home...

Bars aplenty making a silly mockery of the anachronism from a long ago American prohibition past, sex starved pitbulls from ancient Europe on the loose in an Asian chicken run...

Thai prostitutes throwing their precious I-Phones around while on cold turkey but saying more prescient things when once again on Ya Ba, the Crazy Drug as the Thai police calls it...

The disjointed ramblings of my senilic Farang mind could continue for a while trying to make sense of the ruling chaos created by these Seven Intelligent Dwarfs in the White House back in the days of American commitment across the globe, my mad  and chaotic scribblings trying to create written order of an open air madhouse but I am reasonably sure, dear reader of this blog, you are getting the picture...    

2 comments:

Dave said...

I guess you may have ventured into one of the dens of iniquity while here in Pattaya, Canterbury Tales Cafe & Bookshop.
On running through the books that had come in recently I stumbled across a small page of scribble, maybe art, thus here I am.
Keep up the good work.

heraclio said...

yeah, I was a the Canterbury Cafe yesterday buying a new book and have that crazy inclination to fill up blank pages with me nutty drawings, hope U enjoyed the carp.