It is busy inside the Thai Consulate on the Amsterdam Herengracht 444, a bunch of old Belgium f*cks discussing the merits of young Thai Hot Mommas, two elderly Brabant hags in moth eaten second hand clothes looking shocked, making me wonder why they eavesdrop on Belgium sex tourists in the first place...
German Hildegard and her Dutch Friesian boyfriend Jelle, both in their early twenties and impatient to start their six month Asian trip, willing to pose for me while waiting to get their visa applications processed, wanting to know all about local prices but very little about local tourist attractions...
A budget of five Euro a day for the two of them should see them through their six month Asian adventure, a childhood dream come through, or maybe just about to begin - maybe more like a nighmare reality with empty wallets and Pas D'Assistance from Dutch embassies in foreign lands...
I tell them I have saved up well over five thousand doomed Euros and expect to be bankrupt on the plane home, leaving out my obligatory expenses like medical care for undereducated Isan wh*res, clothes and expensive dinner dates for local female members of the Sisterhood of Bar Girls, Boulevard workers and the like in that Farang male paradise two hour by bus from Bangkok...
Too many prejudices and generalisations in Farang Land already!!!
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