Thursday, January 22, 2009

The Viagra experiment.

Pattaya,

The daughters of the Isaan are doing a stiff number on the members of the Horny Farang Brigate while they march up and down the boulevard making money for maybe another water bufallo for the family, some dough for the upkeep of their kids and yet more cash for their whoremongering husbands and drunk boyfriends back in the poor north of the Thai Kingdom.

Yesterday I decided on a small - or maybe BIG would be a more convenient choice of word in this case - experiment.
Having heard so much of the miracles of modern medicine and more specifically about the wonders of VIAGRA I decided to walk into my favorite pharmacy - the one where I always buy my STD medicines - and get myself a box of these little blue pills.

Four pills for 1000 Bhat. From what I have heard one pill should be enough to get you a perfect hard-on for at least twelve hours. Rumour has it among these old and fat bellied farang men on the boulevard you can come all you want but your male member will be ready for action any minute.

A willing Hot Momma was easily found to help me with the experiment. Hot and steamy sex, a real marathon session even for me I mighht add - hehehe - coming and keep coming....still having power several hours later while back on the boulevard trying to replenish on the water intake with cheap Leo cans of beer.

Even when I finally retired to my room just to wake up mere minutes later by the soft knocking on my door - I didn't need to open the door to know who was at the other side, I would recognise that knock from a 1000 other Hot Mommas knocking in Pattaya...., and yes it was Mo hoping she could stay the night and maybe make some cash in exchange for sexual services rendered.

With the results of that little blue pill still raging through my dick she was a welcome visitor who left me early next morning promising to be back tonight, probably hoping to pick up another 500 thai Bhat mand a few hours of cherished sleep.

Always better to sleep in a farng's bed, have a bit of sex and 500 Bhat for the coming day than sleep on the beach and wake up getting hassled by early morning drunks staggering back to their hotels I guess.

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